Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em
(via usbdongle)
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
(via phen01)
OPETH “DRAPERY FALLS”
Please remedy my confusion
And thrust me back to the day
The silence of your seclusion
Brings night into all you sayPull me down again
And guide me into painI’m counting nocturnal hours
Drowned visions in haunted sleep
Faint flickering of your power
Leaks out to show what you keepPull me down again
And guide me into…There is failure inside
This test I can’t persist
Kept back by the enigma
No criterias demanded hereDeadly patterns made my wreath
Prosperous in your ways
Pale ghost in the corner
Pouring a caress on your shoulderPuzzled by shrewd innocence
Runs a thick tide beneath
Ushered into inner graves
Nails bleeding from the struggleIt is the end for the weak at heart always the same
A lullaby for the ones who’ve lost all reeling inside
My gleaming eye in your necklace reflects stare of primal regrets
You turn your back and you walk away never againSpiralling to the ground below
Like Autumn leaves left in the wake to fade
Waking up to your sound again
And lapse into the ways of miseryONE OF MY FRIENDS REBLOGGED OPETH YESSS
God damnit Pheno you’re too good to me <3
So I was eating Buffalo Chicken and the label said “Buff Chick”
I think Hannibal works at my grocery store’s deli
Okay maybe no one taught me how to shave! I just rub an electric razor up and down my skin until blood and hair fills my sink underneath me!
